My favorite picture is of the cakes I see at Publix everyday for 2.99. They bought three of them threw them up on some garage sale fake silver and actually took a picture of it.
Wow the total cost of this wedding, with preacher, food, sunglasses, and clothes must be around 55 bucks.
Wow the total cost of this wedding, with preacher, food, sunglasses, and clothes must be around 55 bucks.
these people have never been happier ...
is this wedding a 3some ?
see if you can count how many parolees in this picture ..
the groom is thinking " i get this gut all to myself "
the girls are thinking " why did we have to be born into this family. "
and the boy is thinking " which one of these guys is my dad again ? "
" how am i goin get this thing around that hoof "
the larry holmes in drag comment was spot on....
How is it racist? I mean if someone photoshopped in watermelon and popeyes chicken legs in there maybe it would be racist but I dont think posting pictures of a wacked wedding is racist.
We could have done the same for some trailor trash. Would that be racist against whites?
FUCNLUC SO WE CAN BE SURE WE ARE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDERS
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING
10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters
9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts
7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"
6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden
5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"
3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos
2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally
....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!
10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters
9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts
7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"
6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden
5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"
3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos
2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally
....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEEEE
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Life`s about being happy..Not how much $ you put into an event..Today`s society is way too materialistic..Good health is the optimal wealth..Shame too many realize it until it`s too late..
I once counted a gladys bag full of pennies as my wealth and was as happy as could be..I once counted several hundred grand in my drawer..and lived each day in misery..Maybe it was her?
Good funny pics though-D
I once counted a gladys bag full of pennies as my wealth and was as happy as could be..I once counted several hundred grand in my drawer..and lived each day in misery..Maybe it was her?
Good funny pics though-D
Redneck Billy Joe and Redneck Mary Sue are joined in holy matrimony. They spend their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in Parthenon, Arkansas.
They've abstained from the big deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him.
"Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know.. this ain't just our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin' myself just for you."
"Whut you say, Mary Sue?"
"I said, I'm a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our weddin' night."
"Yore a VIRGIN??" He asked somewhat shocked.
"That's right. Please be gentle."
"Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!" With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home.
"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!"
"Huh? Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin' here? It's 3AM on yore weddin' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours in a haystack somewhere doing it like rabbits?"
"Paw, I wuz all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that she's a virgin!" "A VIRGIN?"
"That's right, Paw. One hunnert percent cherry. As soon as she told me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!"
"Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing... Cuz if she ain't good enough fer her own fam'ly, she certainly ain't good enough for ours!"
They've abstained from the big deed until this very night. Just as Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him.
"Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know.. this ain't just our first time. It's my first time ever. I'm a virgin. I been savin' myself just for you."
"Whut you say, Mary Sue?"
"I said, I'm a virgin. One hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on our weddin' night."
"Yore a VIRGIN??" He asked somewhat shocked.
"That's right. Please be gentle."
"Gentle? Gentle my ass. I'm outta here!" With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, and leaves his virgin bride lying alone. He slams the door, gets in his pickup, and drives home.
"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yore not gonna believe this!"
"Huh? Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin' here? It's 3AM on yore weddin' night! Why the hell ain't you and that purty new wife of yours in a haystack somewhere doing it like rabbits?"
"Paw, I wuz all set to do just that, when Mary Sue up and tells me that she's a virgin!" "A VIRGIN?"
"That's right, Paw. One hunnert percent cherry. As soon as she told me, I got the hell outta there as fast as I could!"
"Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing... Cuz if she ain't good enough fer her own fam'ly, she certainly ain't good enough for ours!"
